Another “What Iphone 4g” should be…

Posted: January 27, 2010 in General Area
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A lot of people are real fuckin babies when it comes to the some of the lame features and ideas that you want your phone to do, some knob head asked for a feature to have an automated feature to turn the cell antenna off from midnight to 6am, to preserve battery. Plug that shit in overnight idiot. You want to customize your iphone ringtones and sounds, maybe your wallpaper? Pay a damn dollar for the app that does it, and don’t whine and say some crap like Verizon doesn’t do that. I used to spend a lot of money on my verizon phone downloading ringtones and wallpapers.

I want simple things that should be included, like:

the ability to have a graphic image as a signature in emails.

I want the Safari browser to pull the cached webpage I looked at earlier, not attempt to reload the page, wasting time and battery.

How about a flash and auto-focus for the camera?

The largest one by far in my book, how about some NEXTEL LOUD speakerphone? I can’t believe how quiet the speakerphone is, I want that shit to be so loud it hurts.

A longer USB charging cord!!! It’s like they were in a lab and were designing it, and said, lets make it just a foot shorter than a typical nightstand, yup that will annoy the shit out of people.

The ability to look at the call I just missed because I am currently on a call? Yup I can’t see who just called because I didn’t peek while they were actively calling me.

The ability to change or delete photos in my mass confusion cluster fck of photos on my iphone, FROM the iphone, not iphoto

GLOBAL INBOX – for emails, it’s annoying when you have 16 emails and have to check through each- single-account by diving into each one’s inbox

Active Update when opening Maps, I’m no longer in San Fran, now I’m in Los Angeles, but yet you still look for a Starbucks that’s 800 miles away from me when I search for Starbucks, because I forgot to hit LOCATE ME.

Real Wireless speeds. Why is it, that if it can connect to a wireless N network, that it still loads pages so damn slow? Were using a 50mb down 5mb up connection here, cmon it’s just pathetically slow.

10 day weather forecast. Self explanatory , could be the horizontal view.

Make a playlist on the iphone. Why isn’t this already on there? Yes the Genius playlist is cool but I don’t want to let it choose for me.

Then there is the list of wishes which we know we won’t see, but still wish for it.

The ability to video conference. Want to hear a really sad story? 10 years ago, 10 YEARS AGO…I was in the Army, and I passed through Korea, there was a kid no older than 12, video chatting away with his buddy, not some little laggy device with choppy video, but clear as day, no lag, no framerate problems, on a subway train. 10 years ago, in Korea, they had something like 50g, not 3g or 4g, wtf is wrong with us here?

5 megapixel camera with fast shutter speeds

Bluetooth Sync. USB is sooo 2000

Unified Complete Backup to multiple locations. I sync and backup to my Macbook pro, but I want to add photos from my office Imac, AND copy the contacts that are on my macbook pro and iphone to my office Imac, and home Imac…nope can’t do that.. no no no. Don’t even mention Mobileme, that’s not what I’m talking about.

Ok now I guess I’m whining!


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